seansoo:

seansoo:

having thick ass hair is such a pain i just want smooth thin silky beautiful hair that waves in the wind while the sun shines elegantly in the background

disclaimer: i do not have hair on my ass. i was referring to hair on my head, thanks

homosexauls:

the gays are growing more powerful than i could have imagined 

homosexauls:

the gays are growing more powerful than i could have imagined 

rosaparking:

me when his c*ck huge and enticing

teenagebillionaire:

Drake’s probably still in that chair

sailorthugs:

goals

sailorthugs:

goals

Me: I'm having a virgin Mai Tai
Friend: isn't that just pineapple and orange juice
Me:
Me: *sips drink*
Me:
Me: I came out tonight to have a fun time and I honestly am feeling so attacked right now

mcwrap:

protect elderly substitute teachers at all costs